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It has been said that it takes
a minute to find a special person,
an hour to appreciate them,
a day to love them,
but then an entire life to forget
them.
Love starts with a smile,
grows with a kiss,
and ends with a tear.
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10 COMMANDMENTS OF HOLY MATRIMONY
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I. Marriages are made in heaven: but so are thunder and lightning
II. If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every
word you say talk in your sleep
III. Marriage is grand, and divorce is at least 100 grand.
IV. Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage,
the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman
speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the
neighbors listen.
V. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be
sure
of one thing either the car is new or the wife is.
VI. Marriage is when a man and woman become as one: the trouble
starts
when they try to decide which one.
VII. Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about
something you say: After marriage, he will fall asleep before you
finish.
VIII. Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding,
economical, and a good cook; unfortunately, the law allows only one
wife.
IX. Marriage and love are purely matters of chemistry; that is why a
wife treats her husband like toxic waste.
X. A man is incomplete until he is married; then he is finished.
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